Christmas 1991

Do you know what a Zebra Sounds Like? It sounds an awful lot like a Chihuahua or a Yorkie. One of those electronic toy ones that your grandmother bought you for Christmas or your birthday, when all you really wanted was My Pretty Ballerina or maybe just a few cans of Play-Doh. It's body is hard, covered in fake fur, and it's hips "fully jointed", so that with a forceful pat of it's well coiffed head it will obediently sit and echo off a trail of disingenuous yaps. That's what a Zebra sounds like. And I always thought they were silent creatures.